The Exquisite Corpse is a game that the Dadaists played where they continue a drawing off of a small piece of the drawing of a previous friend, so it turns out to be a huge drawing that is crazy. Well, last year on the way to a rafting trip, those in the vehicle compiled a story at the rate of four words each, kind of in the vein of the Dadaists. Here it is:
I believe there was a beautiful young lady who had a strange body and long hair with a funny dress, the dress was with platypus fur and pink scale of rattle snake. Her shoes were even stranger. You can't imagine her in the happy time when she was at the pancake palace ball. She floated like the ice cream in a float, root beer. In the new north way of the ocean was the little frog prince she loved. He had not yet declared his love for his lovely great love. His heart was like a frog jumping on the trampoline of lu-uhve! A car ran over his evil step-mother, oh what an awesome thing. It was a truck running over his moldy froggish, freakish, fiend! But enough of that because the truth is out what a giant happened. He was invovled with the fancy happy dancing police of Switzerland and the horse flies. He was very unconventional. Now lets see what happens because his happy ever after was not there, it was in Morrocco. Betty-Lou was the lady's name, but he called her what-to-do ever after. I don't know what to do, but this is crazy, like Betty-Lou, she's a pet do-do bird. I don't remember exactly, but she cry after she watch sesame street. Her parents were Pre-Raphaelites who loved strawberry yogurt and bananas. The night before her wedding she ran. He wasn't frogly. This made her very sad anytime she pondered her past. She wished she was at a theme park. Can you imagine a time when lizards could fly? Sky diving was her biggest fear, but she remembered the brave lizards and jumped for joy. The lizards always made sucj a wonderful home. They always look around and hunt for grapefruit, the fuzzy green kind. But they also enjoy the sun, especially on the beach when they take trips to hippie farms. Betty-lou worshipped almighty god! And the deer frolicked in the dark forest, made even funkier by the smokiness. She became a missionary, to the country of Norweigia. The one who listened was the frog prince, whom she loved dearly, over every other one. Everybody knows the happy couple obeyed the Lord's leading to get married and continue to take the first love to people in Gatlinburg on their honeymoon. Kangaroos are not very friendly, but sure will come close to you, but they won't hurt unless you're wearing avacado green checkered pants and red high-heel shoes and also his lovely bejewelled disco outfit. If slugs flew, salt would no longer be necessary. But she will need to see what he will give her for sprinting off London Bridge into a bowl of pudding. His precious lovely disco suit was ruined by the German Nazis. Nazis don't like pudding, of course, "We won't make pudding ever!" they said. Losers! Kazakistani commandos trip pver their disco shoes which is their destruction.
The end.
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